I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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