You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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