WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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