u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We are two peas in an std pod
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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