I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
