your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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