So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize