is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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