You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize