D3 body, D1 cock
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I will be naked everywhere
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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