It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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