Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
