Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm sobbing to NWA
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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