That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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