i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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