Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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