Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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