omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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