Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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