I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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