Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
