Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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