ugly people sure do ruin things
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
this will be a night to untag.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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