I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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