It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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