She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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