You can't motorboat a personality
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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