Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just blew my weed a kiss
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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