Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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