I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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