Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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