i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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