I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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