i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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