We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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