Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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