I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
How external is "for external use only"?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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