hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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