Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
My pussy is not your playground.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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