Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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