Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
