I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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