But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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