we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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