Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
how drunk are you?
Several
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i believe in u and ur pee
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize
