please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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