forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Randomize
