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Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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