this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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