My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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