don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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