he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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