Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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