I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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