The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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