yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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